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Post by Col_Fury » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:08 am

WHAT THE--?! #7 (April 1990)
By Scott Lobdell & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Revengers: Charlie America, Ironed Man, Sore, Hawk-Guy, Black & Blue Panther, Silas Mariner, Quicksliver, Least, Whatta-Man, Tiggera, She-Bulk, Visine, Mr. Fantastical; Just-A-League: Hawk-Mensch, Superbman, Flash-In-The-Pan, Marshmallow Man Hunter (Y’Awn), Mr. Bat-Mom, A-Wet-Man, Plastelongatic Man, Bland Canary, Golly, Blue Beatle, Guy the Gardener, Whatta-Woman; Steve Saffel, Kranky, Ivory, Rotten, Leaks Luthor, Poker, Rurik Tyler, Scott Lobdell, Terry Kavanagh, Dick Giordano, Tom DeFalco, Spider-Man, Wasp, Doctor Droole, Doctor Face, Larvis, Oberunt

SYNOPSIS:
The Revengers need to do something to boost their sales, but fail at a phone drive to boost membership. Kranky (Master of Time) decides to stop them and sets up a fight with the Just-A-League. Meanwhile, the Just-A-League holds a successful membership drive, but become distracted when Ivory starts singing. Leaks Luthor decides to stop them, but Poker takes over since his movie is still popular. He and Kranky team up, lure the two teams together and they end up fighting. Editorial arrives and stop them, but when they get the sales figures they let the fight continue.

NOTE:
I’m listing everyone that appears, even the parody characters that don’t get named (either here or named in a later story).

No, Wolverina doesn’t appear here, but Ivory does, and she’s revealed in a later issue to be from the same reality Wolverina is. So there!

WHAT THE--?! #8 (July 1990)
2nd Story:
By Scott Lobdell & Dale Keown

APPEARANCES:
Bud, Hell-Kitten (Patsy), Spider-Man, Kingpin, Dr. Doom, Misery-O, Hair Pym, Scaredevil, Klaw, Pulverizer, Quicksliver (Peatro), Silas Mariner (Prince No-More), Superbman, Mr. Fantastical, She-Bulk, Bulk, Human Torch, Invisible Woman, Thang, Klang, Ant-Man, Ironed Man (Tony Star), Shroud, Quasar, Dazzler, X-Ray, My-Fistoe, Charlie America, Wondering Man, Dan Quail, George Bush (bts), Captain Ultra-Brite, Wolvie, Colossus, Dr. Octopus, Sore, Least, Cyclops, Magneto, Longshot, Phoenix, Havok, Captain Marvel, Demon

SYNOPSIS:
Bud hires the former Hell-Kitten to waitress, but worries that since he’s not turning a profit he won’t be able to keep the bar open. My-Fistoe appears and demands the rent. Hell-Kitten suggests they put on a show to raise the money. They raise the money, but too late. Klang (Master of Time) takes the money and gives it to My-Fistoe before the deadline and the bar is saved. Hell-Kitten’s ex-husband Demon asks for Patsy to come back and she says yes.

NOTE:
No, Wolverina doesn’t appear here, but Bud does, and he’s revealed in a later issue to be from the same reality Wolverina is (he’s her dad). Take that!

WHAT THE--?! #9 (October 1990)
By Peter David & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Terry Kavanaugh, Bob Harras, Bulk (Bruise), Visine, Wolvie (Logan, “Swatch”), A-Tuna, Pulverizer, Alpha Blight, New Heroes on the Block (inc Slowball), Echs-Men, Wolverina (Wolvie’s long-lost cousin), Tom DeFalco (bts)

SYNOPSIS:
Wolvie takes a day off, despite his full schedule of guest appearances. Editorial sends a bunch of characters to bring Wolvie back to work. When he returns, he learns that Tom DeFalco brought in Wolverina, Wolvie’s long-lost cousin, to help with the schedule.

WHAT THE--?! #11 (March 1991)
4th Story:
By Scott Lobdell & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Bud, Spider-Man, Mary Jane, Starfox, Spider-Woman, Least, Magneto, Black Bolt, Banshee, Siryn, Captain Ultra, Brother Voodoo, Pal-O-Mine, Silver Surfer, Nova, Bulk, What-Iffer (Uotto), Black Widow, Black Cat, Silas Mariner, Storm, Annihilus, Nightcrawler, Scarlet Witch, Guardian, She-Bulk, Nick Fury, Mr. Hide, Thighnos, Death, Agatha Harkness, Doctor Droole, Ghost Slider, USAJerk, New Heroes on the Block, Shamrock, Armadillo, Human Torch, Thang, Sandman, Shadowcat, Whirlwind, Odin, Cyclops, Mr. Fantastical, Dr. Doom, Ironed Man, Wasp, Mantis, Swordsman, Loki, Visine, Howard the Duck, Madcap, Man-Thing, Quasar, Stilt-Man, Hank Prim, Venom, Puck, Gatecrasher, Forbush-Man

SYNOPSIS:
It’s New Year’s Eve and Wolverina is now working at Bud’s Suds to make ends meet. During a game f charades, the What-Iffer reveals that Wolverina is Bud’s long-lost daughter. Mr. Hide sets off a bomb to kill all the gathered heroes so he can rule the world, but everyone survives because Death didn’t want to ruin the mood of the party. Hank Prim reveals he made a replica of Bud’s bar and kept it shrunk down; he re-sizes it and the party continues.

NOTE:
Forbush-Man popped in again.

WHAT THE--?! #15 (November 1991)
2nd Story:
By Scott Lobdell & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Wolverina, Ivory, Land Shark (also in fb), Life-Guard, various bystanders

FLASHBACK:
A 98-pound weakling is insulted at the beach, so he drinks a body building milk shake, but it turns him into a shark person; he learns they sent him the wrong package and he drank sea monkeys.
SYNOPSIS:
Wolverina and Ivory are taking a day off at the beach and are attacked by Land Shark. Life-Guard offers to help, but the ladies can take care of themselves. After hearing Land Shark’s origin they compliment him and he reverts to normal. A week later, he’s selling Grit newspapers.

WHAT THE--?! #20 (August 1992)
3rd & 4th Stories:

WHAT THE--?! #24 (December 1992)
5th Story:
By Aaron Lopresti

APPEARANCES:
Bud, Charlie America, Pulverizer, Bulk, Thang, Poker, Least, Tom DeFalco, Wolvie, Archangel, Colossus, Cyclops, Gambit, Ghost Rider, Howard the Duck, Iceman, Marvel Girl, Psylocke, Rogue, Silver Surfer, Spider-Man, Storm, War Machine

SYNOPSIS:
It’s Christmas Eve at Bud’s Suds and Thang wants to make amends with the newly intelligent Bulk. Unfortunately, when he slaps Bulk on the back it makes him stupid again and they fight. Bud’s Suds is destroyed and the Echs-Men are arrested (even though they didn’t anything).

Placement suggestions, on the alternate reality page:

A-TUNA | EARTH-89923
WT? 9

A-WET-MAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

BLACK & BLUE PANTHER | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

BLAND CANARY | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

BLUE BEATLE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

BUD | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4
WT? 24/5

BULK/BRUISE | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 9
WT? 11/4
WT? 24/5

BUSH, GEORGE | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2-BTS

CAPTAIN ULTRA-BRITE | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

CHARLIE AMERICA | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 24/5

DEATH | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

DEFALCO, TOM | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 9-BTS
WT? 24/5

DEMON | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

DOCTOR DROOLE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 11/4

DOCTOR FACE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

FLASH-IN-THE-PAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

GHOST SLIDER | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

GIORDANO, DICK | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

GOLLY | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

GUY THE GARDENER | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

HARRAS, BOB | EARTH-89923
WT? 9

HAWK-GUY | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

HAWK-MENSCH | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

HELL-KITTEN/PATSY | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

IRONED MAN/TONY STAR | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4

IVORY | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 15/2

KAVANAUGH, TERRY | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 9

KRANKY/”KLANG” | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2

LAND SHARK | EARTH-89923
WT? 15/2-FB
WT? 15/2

LARVIS | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

LEAST | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4
WT? 24/5

LIFE-GUARD | EARTH-89923
WT? 15/2

LOBDELL, SCOTT | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

LUTHOR, LEAKS | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

MARSHMALLOW MAN HUNTER/Y’AWN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

MISERY-O | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

MR. BAT-MOM | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

MR. FANTASTICAL | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4

MR. HIDE | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

MY-FISTOE | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

OBERUNT | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

PAL-O-MINE | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

PLASTELONGATIC MAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

POKER | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 24/5

PRIM, HANK “HAIR” | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4

PULVERIZER | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 9
WT? 24/5

QUAIL, DAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

QUICKSLIVER/PEATRO | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2

ROTTEN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

SAFFEL, STEVE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

SCAREDEVIL | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2

SHE-BULK | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4

SILAS MARINER/PRINCE NO-MORE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4

SLOWBALL | EARTH-89923
WT? 9

SORE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2

SUPERBMAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2

THANG | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 11/4
WT? 24/5

THIGHNOS | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

TIGGERA | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

TYLER, RURIK | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

USAJERK | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

VISINE | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 9
WT? 11/4

WHAT-IFFER/UOTTO | EARTH-89923
WT? 11/4

WHATTA-MAN/”WONDERING MAN” | EARTH-89923
WT? 7
WT? 8/2

WHATTA-WOMAN | EARTH-89923
WT? 7

WOLVERINA/LOGANA | EARTH-89923
*WT? 9
*WT? 11/4
*WT? 15/2
WT? 20/3
WT? 20/4

WOLVIE/LOGAN/”SWATCH” | EARTH-89923
WT? 8/2
WT? 9
WT? 24/5
-Daron Jensen

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