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Milk & Cookies

Post by Col_Fury » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:08 am

WHAT THE--?! #10 (January 1991)
2nd Story:
By Sholly Fisch & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Milk, Cookies, Col. Gate, S’Aanta, Galacticus, Human Scorch, Pulverizer, Scaredevil, Wolveream, Ant-Man, Captain America, Doctor Octopus, Hulk, Invisible Woman, Juggernaut, Krang, Mad Dog, Mandarin, Mr. Fantastic, Red Skull, Sabretooth, Spider-Man, Sub-Mariner, Thing

SYNOPSIS:
Wanting to defeat Milk and Cookies, Col. Gate sets traps all over town and captures all the other super heroes by mistake. The Human Scorch runs into Milk and Cookies and asks if they’ve seen his missing friends. They find Col. Gate, who attacks them with his S’Aanta robot. When the robot is defeated, Milk and Cookies wonder what to do with Col. Gate; while they talk Col. Gate escapes. The heroes think Milk and Cookies have potential and wish people would write to Tom DeFalco and demand a regular series.

NOTE:
Milk (she) & Cookies (he)'s are she can generate milk and he can generate cookies. She kind of looks like she's made of milk and he looks like a cookie-themed version of the Thing, sort of.

Only some of the parody characters get named; the other are listed for completeness.

WHAT THE--?! #14 (September 1991)
4th Story:
By Shelly Fisch & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Milk, Cookies, the Riverdull gang

SYNOPSIS:
Milk and Cookies are fighting a tyrannosaurus when Milk is knocked into a malt shop. She yells at the Riverdull gang (Archie parodies) about only eating junk food; they reveal they’re actually in their fifties and wigs make them still appear young. Milk apologizes and leaves (Cookies calmed down the dinosaur with a game of chess).

WHAT THE--?! #16 (January 1992)
2nd Story:
By Sholly Fisch & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Milk, Cookies, Scaredevil (bts), Myron & his parents, a family

SYNOPSIS:
A family celebrates Chanukah until all of their stuff is stolen. Milk and Cookies investigates at the local Chanukah museum and discovers Myron is the villain; he wants to stop everyone from celebrating Chanukah because he got too many socks from his parents for Chanukah. Suddenly, his parent arrive with a toy and Myron goes home.

WHAT THE--?! #20 (August 1992)
2nd, 3rd & 4th Stories:

WHAT THE--?! #26 (Fall 1993)
6th Story:
By Sholly Fisch & Rurik Tyler

APPEARANCES:
Milk, Cookies, Galacticus

SYNOPSIS:
Milk and Cookies try to use their powers to stop Galacticus from eating Earth, but to no avail. Cookies explains to Galacticus how polluted Earth is, and Galacticus suddenly remembers he “had a previous engagement.”

Placement suggestions, on the alternate realities page:

BREAD | EARTH-9047
WT? 20/2

COOKIES | EARTH-9047
*WT? 10/2
*WT? 14/4
*WT? 16/2
WT? 20/2
WT? 20/3
WT? 20/4
*WT? 26/6

GALACTICUS | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2
WT? 26/6

GATE, COL. | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2

HUMAN SCORCH | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2

MILK | EARTH-9047
*WT? 10/2
*WT? 14/4
*WT? 16/2
WT? 20/2
WT? 20/3
WT? 20/4
*WT? 26/6

PULVERIZER | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2

S’AANTA | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2

SCAREDEVIL | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2
WT? 16-BTS

WATER | EARTH-9047
WT? 20/2

WOLVEREAM | EARTH-9047
WT? 10/2
-Daron Jensen

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